Monthly Archives: May 2005

Make your own church sign!

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Fun stuff: the church sign generator. Make your own church sign, and then buy the magnet.

OK, OK. So I AM easily amused.Posted by Hello

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I’d like to introduce to you…live from western New York, one of my friend’s kids…Grandmaster Eli! Posted by Hello

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There’s a lot to notice here…the sister laughing in the background…the glasses, backward hat, necklace, one sock, and the fact that Eli is comfortable just wearing a diaper on his bottom half and being photographed. He’s really going to hate me when he’s old enough to realize that there are pics on the internet of him in his diaper… Posted by Hello

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More Suns!

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What a game last night! I don’t have much to say different about the Suns’ defeat of the Mavericks, except to point out a SportsCenter blurb, highlighting the fact that Steve Nash is only the third player in NBA history to follow a 40+ point performance in the playoffs with a triple-double. The other two? Oscar Robertson, and some guy you may have heard of before, Michael Jordan. The MVP is right here, baby. And if you want to keep blabbing about Shaq, I have one word for you. Shaddup.

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Guess it’s picture day.

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This one is a bit weird…

Tip of the hat: Drudge Report

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And I thought I was a redneck…

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but this is beyond belief.

Tip of the hat: FARK

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A valiant effort by the Suns goes unrewarded as the Mavericks beat them to even the series at 1 all. Posted by Hello

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Remember, kids. If you trip, and get mud in the barrel of your gun, clean it out COMPLETELY before firing. He’s smiling only because it was someone else’s gun. Picture taken October 2003 in Maricopa. Click on the picture to see larger size, and look at the end of the barrel.Posted by Hello

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Steve Nash accepts the MVP award in front of the Phoenix Suns…and the team that let him go, the Dallas Mavericks before handing them a solid beating, 127-102.Posted by Hello

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Hop on the bandwagon, folks.

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The Suns Express is going full steam, and the Dallas Mavericks happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time as the Suns hand them an embarassing beating 127-102. Dirk Nowitzki summed it up best:

“You’re angry, you’re disappointed,” Nowitzki said. “They scored 130 points (actually 127) and they were laughing at us.”

The night started with Steve Nash receiving his MVP award in front of not just the screaming fans at America West, but also the team foolish enough to let him go. It was then business as usual, outscoring the Mavs by 7 in the first, 9 in the second, and 10 in the third, creating a 26 point lead after three quarters, 99-73. The Suns, with the final outcome no longer in doubt, then relaxed enough to let Mark Cuban’s boys win the last quarter by one point.

More fun facts: three double-doubles in the starting lineup; Stoudamire 40 points 16 rebounds, including 6 offensive boards, Nash 11 points 13 assists, and Marion no slouch at 23 points 11 rebounds. Oh, and Mark Jackson on ESPN’s Monday morning SportsCenter picked the Mavs to win last night. Remember, folks, revenge is a dish best served…COLD.

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