Monthly Archives: August 2006

You won’t believe this card trick.

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Tuesday is Chooseday

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From Tuesday is Chooseday….

Would you rather…

  1. have your own food network tv show OR your own show on NBC?
    Food network, definitely. Much more creativity and focus on the personality. I don’t know if I really am comfortable being the center of attention all the time, but if I’m going to do a TV show, it would be all about me.
  2. sit on 100 pounds of ice for an hour OR be lectured at about your illicit behavior by a priest and your parents?
    Hm…physical damage (frostbite), or being lectured by two people about my (supposed) illicit behaviour? Bring it on, padre.
  3. be attacked by a swarm of mosquitos OR a gang of squirrels?
    Squirrels. Both I think would be painful, but fighting the squirrels would be more fun.
  4. be a strict vegan OR hard-core atkins diet follower?
    Atkins, which I’ve already done. I grew up raising all kinds of animals that eventually made their way to my dinner plate, so I am a definite carnivore.
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Monday Madness Meme

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From monday madness:

1. Do you do dishes by hand or do you use a dishwasher?
Dishwasher. Nuff said.

2. How many people have your cell phone number?
Too many to mention. Phone book has 103 entries on my phone..and most if not all of them have my number plus some.

3. Do you shower in the morning or at night?
Morning. I sweat too much at night to not take one in the morning. And if you think that’s TMI…well, you’re the one that chose to read this stuff.

4. Do you ever have a song ‘stuck’ in your head?
All the time. I used to refer to my head as “The Never-Ending Jukebox.”

5. Do you pay your bills when they arrive, or do you wait until closer to the due date to pay them?
Usually closer to the due date these days, but now most of them are on some sort of autopay system so I don’t forget about any of them…which does happen from time to time because, as we say, “the fog rolls in.”

6. Are you obsessive about anything in particular?
Yeah. Checking email and playing on Pogo.

7. What one thing would you say you have a zero tolerance for?
Abusing children or animals. There should be a special place in hell for people that do either.

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I think I’m a redneck

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Redneck Quiz According to experts, I am :

80% Redneck

Take the Redneck Quiz at JokesUnlimited.com
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An Accurate Blogthings Quiz

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Pretty accurate…except the ‘why I am hot’ part.

Your Candy Heart Says “Get Real”

You’re a bit of a cynic when it comes to love.
You don’t lose your head, and hardly anyone penetrates your heart.

Your ideal Valentine’s Day date: is all about the person you’re seeing (with no mentions of v-day!)

Your flirting style: honest and even slightly sarcastic

What turns you off: romantic expectations and “greeting card” holidays

Why you’re hot: you don’t just play hard to get – you are hard to get

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I’m a duck…but it ain’t duck season!

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You Are Duck

Exotic and unusual, you are a bit of a rare bird – literally.
You’re known for being soft and succulent, though at times you can be a bit greasy.
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Stress Diet

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This diet is designed to help you cope with the stress that builds up during the day.

BREAKFAST:
1/2 Grapefruit
1 slice dry whole wheat toast
8 oz. skim milk

LUNCH:
4 oz lean broiled chicken breast
1 cup steamed spinach
1 cup herb tea
1 Oreo cookie

MIDAFTERNOON SNACK:
Rest of Oreos in pkg
2 pints Ice Cream
1 jar Hot Fudge Sauce
Nuts, cherries, whipped cream

DINNER:
2 loaves garlic bread, with cheese
Large sausage, mushroom and cheese pizza
3 Milky Way or Snickers Candy Bars

LATE EVENING SNACK:
Entire Frozen Cheesecake, eaten directly from the freezer

RULES FOR THIS DIET:
1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.

2. When you eat with someone else, calories don’t count if they eat more than you do.

3. If you eat food over the kitchen sink, it doesn’t count.

4. Cookie pieces contain no calories. The process of breaking causes calorie leakage.

5. Things licked off of knives and spoons have no calories if you are in the process of preparing something. Examples: peanut butter on a knife making a sandwich or ice cream on a spoon making a sundae.

6. Foods that have the same colour have the same number of calories. Examples are spinach and pistachio ice cream, mushrooms and white chocolate. Note: Chocolate is a universal colour and may be substituted for any other food colour.

7. THIS DIET IS IN NO WAY DESIGNED TO BENEFIT YOUR HEALTH!!!

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Weekend musing

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From Weekend Musings:

  1. PB&J. What is your preference for the “J”?
    Strawberry Jam.
  2. Coffee or Tea?
    Right now it’s coffee. Black.
  3. Pepsi or Coke?
    Regular, Coke. Diet, Pepsi.
  4. All expense paid week in Hawaii or Carribbean cruise?
    Haven’t been to Hawaii, but the cruise was incredible, so….cruise.
  5. PDA (electronic) or DayTimer (pen and paper)?
    PDA, even though I haven’t had one in a while.
  6. Pluto Gets The Boot: A friend of mine’s daughter called her up and said (paraphrasing), “My whole education was a farce. If Pluto isn’t a planet, what other lies have we been told?”. 😉 What was your first thought when you heard the news?
    My first thought, after hearing that there would be a 2 week conference on the status of Pluto: Don’t you have something else to do for 2 weeks besides THIS????
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Friday Fun

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Thanks to Friday Fun for this meme.

Name 5 favorite…

1. TV shows?
7th Heaven, 24, House, Commander in Chief, and M*A*S*H.

2. foods?
Steak, pizza, ice cream, potatoes, and sushi.

3. things to do?
Play on the computer, watch sports (live is better, but TV will do), hang out with friends, work, and sleep.

4. online stores?
newegg.com, amazon.com, ebay.com, stubhub.com, outpost.com.

5. online haunts?
pogo.com, drudgereport.com, michellemalkin.com, fark.com, and my blog, azbubba.blogspot.com.

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I am a major geek…

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37.47535% to be exact.

How geeky are you? Click on the button, take the VERY long test..and let me know!

i am a major geek

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